Some people use blogs as a personal diary.
OMG. Today in school, Danny walked right past me and didn’t even look in my direction. I’m just going to die. Or, maybe, I’ll write a lame goth poem about it.
Some people use blogs as a cyber-soapbox on which they stand and proffer their mind-numbingly dull opinions.
After having watched C-SPAN for three days straight, I feel compelled to point out the Representatives’ erroneous statements. It’s not like I ever planned to get laid anyway.
Some people establish blogs in order to promulgate a particular point of view.
The Illuminati is the real power behind everything. The word “illuminati” contains the letters L, U, N and A. That spells “luna” which means “moon”. And, we all know, that Skull and Bones members moon each other.
My aim is far simpler and far less noble. I enjoy mocking, making fun and generally taking the piss out of things. More times than not, that includes myself. Sad but true.
Therefore, in an effort to make the world a better place, I thought I would share a few examples. OK. That’s a lie. I don’t give a damn about making the world a better place. I just thought it would be funny.
Jane Austen said it best: “Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, DO divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”
