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Mission Statement

Some people use blogs as a personal diary.

OMG.  Today in school, Danny walked right past me and didn’t even look in my direction.  I’m just going to die.  Or, maybe, I’ll write a lame goth poem about it.

Some people use blogs as a cyber-soapbox on which they stand and proffer their mind-numbingly dull opinions.

After having watched C-SPAN for three days straight, I feel compelled to point out the Representatives’ erroneous statements.  It’s not like I ever planned to get laid anyway.

Some people establish blogs in order to promulgate a particular point of  view.

The Illuminati is the real power behind everything.  The word “illuminati” contains the letters L, U, N and A.  That spells “luna” which means “moon”.  And, we all know, that Skull and Bones members moon each other.

My aim is far simpler and far less noble.  I enjoy mocking, making fun and generally taking the piss out of things.  More times than not, that includes myself.  Sad but true.

Therefore, in an effort to make the world a better place, I thought I would share a few examples.  OK.  That’s a lie.  I don’t give a damn about making the world a better place.  I just thought it would be funny.

Jane Austen said it best:  “Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, DO divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

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