Some people use blogs as a personal diary.
OMG. Today in school, Danny walked right past me and didn’t even look in my direction. I’m just going to die. Or, maybe, I’ll write a lame goth poem about it.
Some people use blogs as a cyber-soapbox on which they stand and proffer their mind-numbingly dull opinions.
After having watched C-SPAN for three days straight, I feel compelled to point out the Representatives’ erroneous statements. It’s not like I ever planned to get laid anyway.
Some people establish blogs in order to promulgate a particular point of view.
The Illuminati is the real power behind everything. The word “illuminati” contains the letters L, U, N and A. That spells “luna” which means “moon”. And, we all know, that Skull and Bones members moon each other.
My aim is far simpler and far less noble. I enjoy mocking, making fun and generally taking the piss out of things. More times than not, that includes myself. Sad but true.
Therefore, in an effort to make the world a better place, I thought I would share a few examples. OK. That’s a lie. I don’t give a damn about making the world a better place. I just thought it would be funny.
Jane Austen said it best: “Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, DO divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”
The WTF Files 
You married, divorced, single or just depraved. I like your daily banter and badinage. I like your disdain and derision, your raillery and ridicule, your mimicry and mockery, your pilgarlic and persiflage, your contempt and contumely as well as your antipathy and audicity. And for the slow kids in the class I like the stuff you write.